
We danced in a circle, until the slow song. That’s basically all of the dance moves I knew at the time, but it would have to do. Uh oh, is that Bust A Move? Time to bust out “The Running Man” or if we got crazy, we would do the “Roger Rabbit”. We are stylin’ and profilin’ in our Z-Cavs and cardigans. My friend, Ryan, and I arrive to the school dance after a wonderful night out at the Olive Garden with a group of friends. I was bad looking, awkward, 4’8″, and I probably smelled like B.O. She was 5’2″, long blond hair, smelled of daisies and sunshine, and probably never knew who I was. Stacy lived in my neighborhood, and was in several of my classes. If the clothes were not embarrassing enough, this moment in middle school would surely take the cake. Ok, so I really, REALLY hope that Stacy never reads my blog, because I was TOTALLY infatuated with Stacy. shows us how cool you could look in a hyper color shirt. The Pinnacle of Hyper Color CoolnessĪnd then of course you could either pair this with a hyper color shirt for that casual look, or with a cardigan for that dressed up middle school cool look.

I always wondered what happened to Z Cavaricci. Roll them up once, fold until they were mega tight around the leg, and then roll up one or two more times. High waisted, overlapping, multiple buttons, flair out, taper in. Check out these Z-Cav jeans on Like Totally 80s. Thinking?! Ok, so the Z-Cavs were outrageous, both in price and in design. Z-Cavaricci, Hyper Color, Cardigans and Tight Rolls Worst Jeans Ever And I shellacked my hair with so much LA Looks hair gel, it would have withstood a nuclear blast. I had the craziest, wonkiest teeth that took more than 4 years to fix. Not just because of the armpit hair thing, but because of my overall insecurities. Still none, so I guess I gotta keep hiding. Every year I would check to see if I had any armpit hair so I wouldn’t be made fun of in gym class.

Puberty took way too long for me, so I was still mostly a kid while I was in middle school. Here’s My 8th grade picture, couldn’t find my 7th grade one. I attended Lamar Middle School in Flower Mound, TX. At the time, I don’t think I hated it as much as I did later in life, but now it doesn’t seem to bother me so much.Įverybody loves embarrassing school stories, so here is mine. How Embarrassing! Middle School Lamar Middle SchoolĮveryone has to go through an embarrassing school story, and everyone seems to hate it.
